the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the acceptable
peter the alright
the workable alps
the adequate escape
Really don’t want to go to work tonight, think I’m going to look for a new job so I can work with people with actual manners.
- me: omg im going to get all skinny and toned for summer and then i can wear crop tops and short shorts and ill have that perfect gap between my thighs and it will be perfect
- me: is that cake
-Jaime Gil de Bieda (via llenalena)
(Source : light-essence, via thedevilandthedeepblue)
